Every day seems Sunday, episode 5
Translated by Ya-chan & Kokusho-chan
Paid for by DOMO, Manna, and Studio Hooseki

     
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(( Opening song ))
     
(( Title ))
                EVERYDAY SEEMS SUNDAY
     
TORU:           It's just like you, Barnon-sensei.
TV:             Great, as we expected. The Hollywood magician... 
TORU:           It's a ten-year-old promise.
                No matter what, 
                        I'll be your student.
     
(( Episode title ))
                EVERYDAY IS A MAGICIAN
     
(( On the street ))
TV:             Mr. Joe Barnon has come to Japan for the first time 
                        in 10 years.
                With special guest Sarusa Maijima, 
                        he will start "the exciting illusion '92" 
                        in the Big Tokyo Dome tomorrow.
 BUCKTOOTH:     It's mychance, Sarasa-chan. I'll do it this time.
     
((At the hotel front ))
TORU:           What? He doesn't know me?
FRONT:          No, sir. Mr. Barnon told me that. 
TORU:           Oh no. 
     
(( On the street ))
TORU:           Sensei really doesn't remember that 
                        he recruited me 10 years ago, does he?
                (( Looking at the flyer.  ))
                This is my last chance.
                I won't give up.
                First of all I need  to meet  him. 
                OK.
     
(( In Yuumi's room ))
YUUMI:          I guess Ichidaiji-san has free time today, too.
                I want him to treat me to something delicious!
GIRL:           Yuumi-chan, telephone. 
YUUMI:          Yes.
     
(( On the phone ))
TORU:           Hello, Yuumi-han?
YUUMI:          Aha, Ichidaiji-san!
TORU:           Yuumi-han, I want to ask you a favor.
                Can I borrow money?
YUUMI:          Oh...uh...
     
                TICKET SEBON SERVICE COUNTER  (*1)
YUUMI:          It's sold out here, too. 
TORU:           I was optimistic.
YUUMI:          Cheer up, Ichidaiji-san.
     
(( In the tavern ))
YUUMI:          Ah, Murata-san, what happend? 
MURATA:         It's sold out at everywhere. 
                Sorry.
YUUMI:          Ahhh, I'm disappointed. 
TORU:           It's not good.
YUUMI:          First of all, the guy named Barnon is a irresponsible man.
                He recruited then, now he doesn't know. 
TORU:           It was a story ten years ago. 
MURATA:         You should've gone with him sooner. 
MAMA-SAN:       Murata-chan.
MURATA:         What's does your gesture mean, Mama-san?
                If you love me, you'll only be unhappy.
MAMA-SAN:       Don't misunderstand! 
YUUMI:          I'm sorry, Ichidaiji-san.
                If you haven't got injured because of me 8 years ago.... 
                (( Flash back ))
TORU:           Watch out!
YUUMI:          Kyaaaaa!
     
TORU:           You have nothing to do with it.
                I lost the ambition and just hanging around then. I was 
                        too optimistic.
                See, this right hand...
                (( Showing the tricks ))
                ...is already the way it was before. 
                (( Gives a flower to Yuumi ))
                Here.
YUUMI:          Ichidaiji-san.
TORU:           If only I could meet Sensei. 
MURATA:         The security for VIP is tough.
MAMA-SAN:       I remember the news said he brought his under-contracted 
                        bodyguard from the US.
TORU:           The VIP....
YUUMI:          Oh.
                Yes!
                I have a good idea, Ichidaiji-san!
TORU:           Really?
YUUMI:          For tomorrow, you can count on me! 
TORU:           Yuumi-han, you're great!
                Ha ha ha. All right.
                I'll treat you all tonight.
MAMA-SAN:       Though it's on your credit again, isn't it. 
TORU:           Don't mention it.
                Go ahead, go ahead.
                Ha ha ha...
     
(( In Yuumi's room ))
YUUMI:          But, after reconsidering,
                        I wonder, if everything goes well and 
                        he becomes the student, Ichidaiji-san 
                        will go to Hollywood.
                Oh no, no.
                Right now I have to think only about his happiness. 
                All right. 
                I'll do my best tomorrow.
     
(( At the show ))
YUUMI:          Wow, great!
TORU:           Yuumi-han, if you're excited too much, 
                        they will find out about you.
YUUMI:          Oh yeah.
                Anyway, it's a good idea to be part-time security, isn't it?
TORU:           Can police woman have a part-time job? 
YUUMI:          Never mind, never mind.
                Wow, it's cute!
VOICE:          Today's special guest, the idol of idols, Sarasa Maijima! 
YUUMI:          Oh, it's Mi-chan.
     
(( The song ))
kisetsu wo isogu                We pass the seasonal 
ama-gumo wo oikosi              Rainy clouds.
     
sotto hureau                    When our shoulders touch 
kata no nukumori                I feel your
kanjiteru                       Body's warmth.
     
daisuki                         I love you.
mada ienai kotoba               These are the words I can't tell you yet.
     
SARASA:         Oh, no.
                It's Yuumi Takeshita.
                Why is that bitch here?
     
daisuki                         I love you.
mada ienai kotoba               These are the words I can't tell you yet.
     
hitomi de tsutae-tai            I want to tell you by my eyes. 
LOVE YOU kitto                  Surely, I love you.
     
(( In the building ))
VOICE:          This is the end of the day-time show.
                The night-time show will start at 7:00......
TORU:           Anyway Yuumi-han, it was a nice idea. 
                Thank you very much.
YUUMI:          (( Smiles ))
                But Ichidaiji-san, now we'll do the important part.
     
(( In Sarasa's room ))
 SARASA:        ( I never imagined that Unlucky God is even in this place. )
                Prepare the next dress!
ASSISTANT:      Yes, Miss.
SARASA:         Anyway, it must be fate meeting with her.
                I really want to pay her back this time.
     
(( In Barnon's room ))
                (( Sounds of knocks ))
BARNON:         What?
GARDS:          The security guys say that they have something to
                        inform you about immediately.
BARNON:         Let them in.
GARDS:          Yes, sir.
BARNON:         Well, what do you want?
                (( Toru shows some tricks. ))
TORU:           Long time no see, Barnon-sensei.
BARNON:         Toru, I never imagined you sneaked into even here. 
YUUMI:          As I thought, you remember him!
TORU:           I don't have enough money for Hollywood, but
                        please let me be your student here now.
                Let me learn in Hollywood.
                Please!
BARNON:         So?
TORU:           Eh?
BARNON:         In fact, I loved your skill 10 years ago.
                And I even asked you that 
                        when you reach 20, come to Hollywood.
                But you didn't come.
                It was "the end" at that point.
TORU:           Barnon-sensei.
YUUMI:          Barnon-san, Ichidaiji-san got injured on his right hand
                        when he was 20 to save my life.
                So, he couldn't come.
TORU:           My right hand is already the way it was before. 
BARNON:         Hmph. 
                Young Lady, do you know 
                        what you need  to do magic?
YUUMI:          Eh?
BARNON:         You don't do magic with your hand, 
                        but with the tough nerve!!
                I don't need a wimp who easily gives up 
                        just because his right hand doesn't move.
                You'd better leave.
     
(( At the corridor ))
YUUMI:          I'm sorry, Ichidaiji-san.
                Just because you saved me.
TORU:           No, it's not your fault.
                I was optimistic the way it is.
YUUMI:          Don't worry.
                Even though you don't go to Hollywood,
                        solve the difficult cases as we have been doing, 
                        and we'll be famous!
TORU:           Yuumi-han.
YUUMI:          Ha ha ha....
                (( The screaming ))
                Mi-chan?
                (( Yuumi enters the room. ))
                Mi-chan? What happen.....?
SARASA:         Yuumi.... Kuuuuu......
                It's you again!
                Why do you always, always....
NABE-CHAN:      No, it's not, Sarasa-chan. 
YUUMI:          What happened?
NABE-CHAN:      Well...
     
(( Flash back ))
BUCKTOOTH:      Uhihihih..
                Shutter chance. Nude!
     
NABE-CHAN:      It was the cameraman from the Weekly Justy
                        who has been following her.
                Ah, you're a police woman, aren't you? 
                Sarasa-chan's life as an idol is in danger. 
                Arrest him immediately!
YUUMI:          All right. 
                Count on me, Mi-chan.
     
BUCKTOOTH:      No one is here.
                Uhihihi...
                It's successful!
YUUMI:          I found you!
BUCKTOOTH:      Uhiyooooo
YUUMI:          Just give back Mi-chan's photos to us! 
BUCKTOOTH:      Oh, shoot!
YUUMI:          Stop!
                You can't run away.
BUCKTOOTH:      In this case...
                Uhiyaaaaa
                (( He throws the film cases. ))
TORU:           Yuumi-han!
                (( She falls down. ))
                Is he also a magician?
                Yuumi-han?
BUCKTOOTH:      You see, this is "Human Sushi Roll"
                Uhiyaaa
                Ciao!
                Uhyaa
                What?
BARNON:         I just left the room for the bathroom, and 
                        I've found something interesting.
TORU:           Barnon-sensei.
BUCKTOOTH:      Uhya, I, I can't take it out. 
BARNON:         Hold him.
GUARDS:         Yes, sir.
TORU:           Sensei.
                Sensei, as expected.
BARNON:         Heh, you can't catch this kind of guy? 
BUCKTOOTH:      Uhyaaa.
YUUMI:          Give up and give us back the film you took of Mi-chan. 
BUCKTOOTH:      I give up.
                The film is still in the camera.
YUUMI:          Good.   
                (( She open the camera. ))
                Waaaa!
GUARD:          Oh shoot! Don't let him go. 
YUUMI:          Here you are. You can't go. 
TORU:           Ouch. It's me, Yuumi-han. 
YUUMI:          Ichidaiji-san, I'm sorry.
                Now I got you!
TORU:           Ouch. That's me, too. 
YUUMI:          Oh, no!
     
(( In Sarasa's room ))
SARASA:         Eh? He ran away?
                What will you do for this?
YUUMI:          Mi-chan, I'm sorry.
SARASA:         If these photos appear in public, 
                        my image as the national idol of purity 
                        will be destroyed!
                Even so, are you a police woman? 
                You stupid!
TORU:           Well, think of it this way.
                You became nude when you were most beautiful.
SARASA:         What!?
TORU:           It's a joke.
                (( Nabe-chan enters ))
SARASA:         Nabe-chan, did they find him? 
BABE-CHAN:      He must be in the building because 
                        the entrances and exits are totally covered.
TORU:           There are few places to hide.
                Hm?
                ( You do magic with the tough nerve. )
SARASA:         Yuumi, you have the responsibility. Do something! 
YUUMI:          Ha ha. He may have flown over the sky....
SARASA:         Don't be silly!
TORU:           The sky... Yes!
                Barnon-sensei, give me one last chance! 
                If I catch him with the magic, 
                        please let me be your student!
BARNON:         He is such a guy who even tricked me in a simple way.
                I wonder if even you can catch him.
TORU:           I'm sure I will.
                I'll die for magic!
BARNON:         Um.
                Ok, go for it.
YUUMI:          Ichidaiji-san.
TORU:           All right, I'll get him!
     
(( On the roof of the Dome ))
BUCKTOOTH:      Now, it's safe.
                It is magic that I'm here.
                Time to go.
YUUMI:          I won't let you go.
                This time....   
                (( Change into the wrestling wear. )) 
                ....you surrender!
BUCKTOOTH:      I can't believe it.
YUUMI:          Are you ready?
BUCKTOOTH:      Take this.
YUUMI:          The same trick....
                .....doesn't work twice!
BUCKTOOTH:      Uhyaaaa!
YUUMI:          Deyaaaa!
                Not, yet.
                Give me back the film!
                (( He seems loosing his conscious. )) 
                Oh, did I do too much?
                (( He runs away ))
                Oh no.
                (( He jumps ))
BUCKTOOTH:      The tables were turned!
                (( He flies away. ))
YUUMI:          Ichidaiji-san!
BUCKTOOTH:      What is she saying?
TORU:           You, surrender!
BUCKTOOTH:      I guess he is just hanging with the wire from the ad-balloon. 
TORU:           You can't go away!
                (( He jumps on the Bucktooth. ))
BUCKTOOTH:      Impossible!
                (( They are falling. ))
BUCKTOOTH:      Let it go! I'm falling!
TORU:           Let's go to the hell together! 
BUCKTOOTH:      I'll return the film. Help! 
TORU:           Fuuh. I got it.
                But should I have shortened the wire a bit?
     
(( On the show ))
BARNON:         ( The bungee jump while grabbing the guy 
                        attached with wire from  the ad-balloon. )
                ( Hmph. It's a child trick but he has a tough nerve. )
YUUMI:          You got it, Ichidaiji-san.
     
(( In the car ))
SARASA:         ( Although the film is back, the worst police officer, Yuumi, 
                        arrested the guy.... )
                I don't like it!
                You'll see, Yuumi Takeshita!
     
(( On the date ))
BARNON:         ( Toru, I buy your guts but I won't get any merit from having 
                        you as my student now. )
                (Be famous in Japan. )
                ( If you get the name value, then 
                        I'll let you be my student. )
                ( Ha ha ha.. )
TORU:           Well, the way to Hollywood is far.
                But I'll start from the beginning.
YUUMI:          ( Will Ichidaiji-san go to Hollywood someday? )
                No no.
                Ichidaiji-san.
TORU:           What? Watch out! Waaaaa!
                (( The bench turns over ))
YUUMI:          Let's do our best! 
TORU:           You're heavy.....
     
(( Ending song ))
     
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(( Preview of episode 6 ))
     
(( In the voice of Yuumi: ))
Ahhhhhn, I know it is a Sumo boom, 
        but, although I'm a woman, why do I have to join it?
I become desperate.
I'll win and go to Bali Island with Ichidaiji-san.
     
Next episode of Everyday Is Sunday:
EPISODE 6
EVERYDAY IS A SPORT
     
If you don't watch this time, I'll give you a violation ticket!
     
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(*1)    The left side poster says: "Star Truck."
        The right side: "Busu Saigon" ( Busu = ugly woman )
     
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